Some of these jokes are very 'bat'. :-)

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A. Ghoul !!

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.

Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A. Because he is always a goblin.

Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.

Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends

Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving

Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.

Q. What happens when two vampires meet?
A. It was love at first bite!

Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A. Newlywebbed

Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart.

Q. Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
A. At a ghastly station.

Q. Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?
A. to see the boogy man.

Q. What do witches use in their hair?
A. scare-spray

Q. What do you call a little monsters parents
A. mummy and deady

Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A. sour-puss

Q. How do you scare a mummy
A. with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.

Q. Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A. It's drafty under that sheet.

Q. What instrument do skeleton play?
A: Trom-BONE.

Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
A. Boo-Berries.

Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A. Every night he turns into a bat.

Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.

Q. What songs does Dracula hate?
A. "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.

Q. What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?

A. Ok, that's a wrap.
Q. How does a girl vampire flirt?
A. She bats her eyes.

Q. What is a vampires least favorite food?
A.Steak

Q. What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A. A grave problem.

Q. Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
A. He has a bat temper.

Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They all come out at night.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?
A. His fang club.

Q. What kind of key does a skeleton use?
A. A skeleton key.

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.

Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A. Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.

Q. How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A. Give him screws.

Q. What can't you give the headless horseman?
A. A headache.

Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A. He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q. What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A. A white sale.

Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A. A boo-tie.

Q. What's a ghosts favorite desert?
A. Boo-berry pie.

Q. What's a monsters favorite desert?
A. I-Scream!!

Q. Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A. So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Q. When does a ghost have breakfast?
A. In the moaning.

Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A. Mali-boo.

Q. Where did the ghost get it's hair done?
A: At the boo-ty shop.

Q. What do they teach in witching school?
A. Spelling.

Q. Why does a witch ride a broom?
A. Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

Q. What do you call a witch's garage?
A. A broom closet.

Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broommates.

Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q. Where do ghosts go out?
A. Where they can get sheet-faced.

Q. What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad?
A. Ground him

Q. Why was the mummy so tense?
A. Because he was all wound up.

Q. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A. Because he had bat breath.

Q. Why don't ghost have bands?
A. They get booooooooooed.

Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. Why do skeletons drink milk?
A. To help their bones!

Q. What's a Vampire's least favourate song?
A. Another one bites the dust!

Q. What is a Skeleton's favorite song.
A. Bad to the Bone

Q. Whats a ghost's favorate type of car?
A. A boo-ick

Q. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
A. it raises their spirits.

Q. Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights?
A. He's all bone & no muscle.

Q. What is a vamire's favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine

Q. What do the skeletons say be for eating?
A. Bone appetite

Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A. So long sucker!

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!

Q. What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
A. They suck! (or they bite!)

Happy Halloween